wow. just wow.

I SAW THE BEST UHD EVER YESTERDAY!!!!!!!! LIKE REALLY HOLY SHIT HOTTEST DAYUM EVAH!!!!!!!!

so....this super.....hot.....lady walks into the sushi restaurant that my mom and i are eating at with her super....hot.....boyfriend.

lets describe:
the lady was short and fat with a HUGE ass. she wore beige cut-off khakis with a blue shirt and BLUE PONCHO (seriously lady.....NO ONE WEARS THOSE ANYMORE!) and she had her hair in that oldie style where its all curled up at the ends and swooped across her face. with a blue headband to match her poncho. awee how cutee :3

and her boyfriend. one word to describe him: UNFORTUNATE


anywaysssss


they walk in and the lady goes up to the counter and asks the guy how much frickin rice he puts in a roll of sushi...seriously?? you think they measure it?!?! they guy at the counter just stood there in awe for a minute or two until he said "errmmm.....however much you like" and she was all like "IS IT A CUP OF RICE, OR ONLY A HALF A CUP OF RICE, CAUSE I CAN ONLY HAVE  HALF A CUP OF RICE!" and she went on and on and on....all the while my mom and i are just sitting there trying to contain our laugher

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha WOW i can be so mean sometimes. im sorry rice lady and your boyfriend. im sure you are really very divine people and everyone has their own little problems with rice....so its okay. im just a big fat meanie........hmmm...