Wednesday, June 2, 2010

ohh ssoo fuuurrnnyy


deees piktur mak me larf

engrish funny The economy has hit everyone

so how much is an old BJ??

engrish funny  - Truer Words Were Never Spoken

engrish funny Enjoy a naked snack.

i rike my crunky nude ball wit extra sauce prease


engrish funny Go Ahead Israel

soooooooooo.....israel is just cool then?!?


I REALLLY WANT TO GO THERE!!! but where's the room of magic?!?! :(

Oh the Love Between a Stickman and a Cigarette

jajajaja ohh i no understand

engrish funny - No Beating Around the Bush.

HOLY SHIT!

hahahahaha dees so fuunnny. i raugh for hour. berry berry goood funnies. i rike to eat marinated rape.

engrish funny marinated rape

OMFG ITS ON SALE!

DEE ENNDD

you know what?!?!

i'm tired of every post having to be about frickin hot-dayums................SOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS BLOG IS NOW OFFICIALLY NOT ENTIRELY ABOUT HOT-DAYUMS!

just so ya know

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

my poem :D

this is defs a SHD

i wrote this poem. it is amazing.


I woke up to the sound of the rain on my window
Never expecting what would happen today
The mood of my surroundings was sad, almost prepared for the events to follow
But I didn’t clue in

I made my breakfast,
An innocent bowl of cereal
Its rainbow pieces, coated with happiness, looking slightly less happy today
But I didn’t clue in

I walked out the door, dawdling along to school
The trees stared through me, a darker shade of green today
The puddles mocking me, pretending to be deep, dark lakes
BUT I didn’t clue in

I saw my friend Shahin
He was wearing all black, black hair, black makeup, black lipstick, black nail polish
Like he does every day
Something was wrong, one of his fingernails was not black
But I didn’t clue in

I reached up to fix my hair
AND THEN I CLUED IN

I lost one of my favourite earrings that my mom bought me from the dollar store

Oh darn!

dont you just love the pink exclamation mark at the end?!?! i did that for no reasonnn WOW! anywhoo...this is free verse...just so ya knoww....i ruv it....hehehehe

omnomnomnomnomnomnommmmmm :3

ZAC EFRON <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

SHD



omfg zac efron is like soooooooooooooo fucking hawwwttt i cannot believe it!!!!!!!!!! i had a hugggeee cruch on him (with my friend mandddyyyy) in grade seven. my parents thought it was odd. but i am an odd child so WTF. anywaysss....i have loved him for a long long timmeee :)